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COM-0212009862. 14:21:82 CST. February 2, 2020.
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Summary memo on artifact IDโโโโโโโโโโโโ,
Internal aliases:
- Kaleidral (2011 โ present) (primary alias)
- โโโโโโโ โโโ โโโโ (1993 โ present)
- Chaos Organ (1961 โ present)
- Tritium Dreamcatcher (1947 โ present)
The Kaleidral is an ancient device of extraterrestrial origin, likely created in the Proxima Centauri system. The device was discovered in pieces in a โโโโโโโโ in โโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ in โโโโ. A temporary lab was set up to study the device in situ until โโโโ when it was transported to โโโโโโ, โโ for secure containment and further study. In โโโโ wreckage including seven additional panels was discovered in the Antoniadi โโโโโ during the โโโโโโโ โโ mission. Between โโโโ and โโโโ the device was transported in pieces to a facility in West Houston for continued study.
While it seems that the device's original purpose was scientific in nature, it is believed that the device has been heavily modified for โโโโโโโโโ and โโโโโ โโโโโโโโ. The leading theory is that the [ scientists ] and [ technicians / engineers ] operating the device were so captivated by the audiovisuals it produced that they began making modifications to the device in order to enhance the โโโโโโโโโโโ nature of the readouts. Over time, the device and its operators attracted a cult following and were greatly celebrated. At some point in its history, celebration of the device became religious โโโ โโโโโโ in nature.
Dating the device has proven to be a complex endeavor due to both the device's self-sustaining and regenerative engineering, and the devices extensive palimpsestic history. Generally, the device's history can be broken down into three epochs: Terrestrial (on Earth, dating back to approximately 88,000 BP), Traversal (in proximity to Alpha Centauri AB systems, dating back an additional 35,000 years to approximately 123,000 BP), and Origin (in proximity to Proxima Centauri, with the formation of some components dating as far back as 1.7 billion years BP).
Origin:
With co-application of fission-track dating, some bleeding-edge xenoanthropology, and assembly theory, the Origin epoch can be further subdivided into periods. These periods have been named Genesis (creation of oldest, critical and most baffling components, which include epidotes and garnets dating back to 1,680 million years BP), Matriarch, Gospel, and Exodus (in which the device first left its planet of origin). (More information pending declassification in 2023)
Traversal: (More information pending declassification in 2023)
Terrestrial:
Radiocarbon dating places the most recent era of tertiary ornamentation in two primary periods: BรธllingโAllerรธd (14,690 โ 12,890 BP), and Post-Younger Dryas (12,000 โ Present).
OSL dating cannot be used as the device's internally-generated radiation signature is similar to โโโโโโโโ. The energy and โโโโโโโโ sources seem to be the oldest components in the device. The exact internal makeup of these components is still unclear, however it has been confirmed that they do utilize hydrogen and moscovium isotopes.
Cosmic ray cells:
The regenerative tritium cell arrays double as an energy source and a visual display system. As a display system the arrays operate similarly to a cathode ray tube (CRT), with photo-exciters used to illuminate the individual tritium cells. The original photo-exciters were not found with the device, and have been replaced by modified Optoma hardware. The emissions of the tritium arrays are harnessed by a set of full chimeric-spectrum capture systems, including parallel alpha-, beta-, gamma-, ฮผu-, neutrino-, photo-, theta-, and sigmavolteic systems.
Radiation levels are negligible for interactions less than 15 minutes, but protection (particularly ocular and cranial) is recommended for prolonged and regular exposure.
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COM-0117909088. 07:23:08 CST. June 2, 1993.
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โโโโโโโโโโโโ,
Preliminary study at โโโโโโโโโโ site in โโโโโโโโ, โโ was able to identify a means of bringing the device online. However, since powering up the device, progress determining its use has been, slow to say the least. The ladies at โโโโโโ were able to detect โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโ, so we know it's colliding subatomic particles of some kind, likely โโโโโ.
โโ years, $ โโโโโโโโโโ in taxpayer dollars, and over sixty of the top AI linguists, chemical cryptographers, โโโโโโโ engineers, specialty sonographers, xenoanthropologists, and other ivy league eggheads later.. and there has been little progress in further determining the original application of the device.
This morning I received orders to transport the device to your team in โโโโโโโ via standard clandestine protocol. Expect staggered deliveries in triplicate by โโโโ, โโโ, and โโ between โโโโ of โโโโ and โโโโ of โโโโ.
A few words to the wise. 1) The sounds the device emits are rhythmic, almost musical. Catchy too. Invest in some nice industrial ear protection or you will be hearing that blasted beat in your dreams long after โโโโโ is out of office. 2) The tin foil thing is real. I โโโโ you not. We're still not sure why exactly โ my egghead with the thickest glasses said something about spooky particles? Whatever it may be, our technicians have been able to remember their names at the end of each shift since we got them fitted with lined helmets and treated visors. 3) The other rumor is true; I find neodymium works best.
Regards,
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COM-0008029021. 05:57:17 CST. August 9, 1999.
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โโโโ,
Top brass has us throwing everything and the kitchen sink at this one. At this point, that includes making it available to every would-be technician that walks in the door. The device was made available to the general public under the guise of being one of many attractions within an "interactive art museum". Is that even a thing? We were skeptical of the idea at first, but no sooner did we open the place was it in all the papers. Now people are lined up around the corner to pay for a ticket to play with this device that's actually from god-knows-where. Hell, we're letting kids mess with it for the off chance they hit one of the eight quintillion permutations of switch states it takes to open the start menu on this thing.
The team of full-time post-docs assigned to the device has taken to referring to those members of the general public that venture out of their way to clumsily finagle with the controls of the device as "research affiliates".
All interactions are documented for record. A sample of these interactions have been included below as required by law.
YT,
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